A conversation I overheard the other day in Tesco…

[Couple looking at disposable at razors]
Mother: Three or Four?

Father: Three.

Mother: Three?

Father: Three.

Mother: Whats ‘Three’?

Father: Number of blades.

Mother: Oh Three?

Father: Three.

[Daughter arrives from further down isle with with a pack of shampoo]
Daughter: Three?

Probably funnier at the time than it is now!